If laughter is a good medicine then ........................i am a doctor

1. Write your name in less than 20 minutes and 20 letters (onlyalphabets allowed, no numeric digits or "_" allowed)
2. Sex ? ( ) Male ( ) Female ( ) Sardar
3. What's ur age group ? ( ) less than 0 ( ) equal to 0 ( ) greater than 0
4. What is 2 + 2 ? ( ) FOUR ( ) 4 ( ) IV
5. If you have one brother, how many brothers ur brother has ? ( ) none ( ) one ( ) question is too personal
6. Complete the following sentence........... (4 marks) ______ ________ ________ _________ .
7. If there are 365 days in a year, how many days make a year ?
8. Read the statment carefully and answer the following question: "My mother's daughter's brother's mother's mother's daughter's husband's wife is my mother herself".
Qs. How many times the word "mother" appear in the above statement? ( ) None ( ) few times ( ) uncountable times
9. If someone gives you a rupee for 100 paise, would you
( ) get One rupee ? ( ) 100 paise ?
10. Write an Essay on "MYSELF" in not more than three sentences....... (HINT : My Name is ___________ (same as in [1]). I am a _______(boy/girl). i am writing an essay. )
11. If the time is 3.00 what does ur digital watch show ?
12. At what time does the 11.16 Indrani Express come ?
13. What u do on a honeymoon ? ( ) Collect Honey ( ) Admire Moon ( ) Collect Honey while admiring the moon
14. Earth is Flat ? ( ) False ( ) Indeed False
15. If A =3D B and B =3D C then B =3D A ? ( ) TRUE ( ) NOT FALSE ( ) OUT OF SYLLABUS
16. If you eat lunch during lunch time, what u have during dinnertime?
17. If Ram is Sita's Husband, Who is Ram's Wife ? (_) Sita (_) Guru Nanak
18. Think and write the present tense of THOUGHT.
19. Complete the following poem : Mary had a little lamb little lamb little lamb_ (HINT: "." or "@" or " ^ " )
20. This is question number ( ) 1 ( ) 10 ( ) 20
21. If 2 + 3 =3D 5, 3 + 2 =3D 5 ?? ( ) YES ( ) I FORGOT TO GET MY CALCULATOR
22. write full form of ASAP As Soon As Possible. _________________
23. Opposite of the word "IN" is ( ) NOT IN ( ) CRICKET ( ) HOCKEY ( ) PUNJAB
24. What is the capital of india ? ( ) India ( ) INDia ( ) INDIA
25. a,e,i,o and u are collectively called "vowels". what are e,a,i,o and u called ?
26. Fill in the blank : I am _________ a letter. ( ) READING ( ) WRITING ( ) SEALING
27. Who was the first MAN to land on moon ? ( ) MR. ARMSTRONG ( ) MISS ARMSTRONG ( ) MRS ARMSTRONG
28. What comes first ? ( ) the Egg ( ) the Omlet
29. can you count more than five using your hands ? ( ) YES ( ) NO
30. Spell M-Y-T-H-O-L-O-G-Y
31. Mrs. Sinha is Mr. Sinha's ( ) Father ( ) Brother ( ) Son ( ) Daughter
32. car A start from X and car B start from Y. X and Y are located 100 miles apart from each other. how many wheels does each car has ?
( ) One ( ) Four ( ) Seven
33. To reach to the 12th floor of the World Trade Center, how many Buttons would you press in the elevator ?
( ) ONE ( ) TWELVE
34. Complete the following series [this question carries 3 marks] 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, _, _, _.
35. this one tests ur imagination. SUN is nearer to india than AMERICA because.........
( ) SUN is smaller than AMERICA ( ) One can see SUN, but not AMERICA ( ) i do not have any time left to think on this one.
I rate the difficulty level for the above question paper as ( ) 8 ( ) 9 ( ) 10
[NOTE : 1 is very easy and 10 is most difficult]
Number of times i flipped a coin
( ) 35 ( ) 70 ( ) i forgot to bring my coin so i bluffed and prayed for good luck.